One thing about me- I have absolutely no rhythm whatsoever. I never understood keeping time in music- and made a laughing stock of my family during my 8th grade talent show dance (we did Thriller). In fact I still don't even have the skills to snap my fingers. During that Xmas song "up on the rooftops click click click..." I pretended to rub my fingers together. So it should come as no surprise that my dance style has evolved to seizure muppet spaz. That way it is not so evident that I have no idea how to step on beat. You just jump around like a bonkers puppet and they are so distracted they don't notice the timing. One time at a party a stranger pulled me aside and said "it's remarkable that you are dancing completely off beat" I replied "are you from American Bandstand?"
I decided to upload these videos- to
A.) Demonstrate Mr. P's super BAR Mitzvah 7th Grade Dance style- proof that white Jewish boys have mad moves. White man's overbite never looked so cute
B.) Show my muppet- peanuts style feet- and my eventual downfall