When I was younger, my mother would always say "You need that, like you need a hole in your head"
Ahhh, break out the nail and hammer.
I have this strange habit of occasionally purchasing ridiculous things online that I have no good use for.
I am going to admit that this was pretty cheap and will only be permitted to enter my closet after 50 sad weary frocks depart it. Don't try to make me feel bad about this exotic emu "different world" denise huxtable frock.