Fright Night

This will go down as the most lazy Halloween on record. Besides spending about 2 hours taking pictures of clothes I plan to sell on E-bay, I didn't accomplish a thing. G.P. called to let me know he had witnessed the most adorable kids in Halloween costumes- and that he needed to run out for a minute. I drove over to find a note on the door that said "Trick or Treaters --Be Back in 10 minutes. I took over his candy post and ran into some polite ghouls and army soldiers. Around 8:40 the kids stopped coming by, so I went inside and planned on scaring G.P in the dimly lit living room. I heard the creeeeky gate open and then someone enter the hallway. He peered over the top window in the door and then I heard him whisper something. Next thing I see is a group of killers race into the room with knives drawn toward me. They were accompanied by a sweet french maid. She dusted the tops of the table before she took Michael Myers and crew away.