As Fate Would Have Dealt it

According to the news circulating Hollyweird yesterday, Kirsten Dunst has checked into Cirque Lodge in Utah. Her rep hasn't responded to the story yet, but there were rumors last week that she was headed for trouble. The Utah rehab facility was recently home to Lindsay Lohan and is where Eva Mendes is currently receiving treatment. How can that be? Just yesterday afternoon David was contemplating the many connections that could somehow lead to meeting his star-crush. And then as fate would have it, BAM, God sends him a Gold stamped letter of Love.
What do I mean? Well I suggested that David (who is practically straight edge) get admitted A.S.A.P.
He is after all a tour manager, and exposed to endless supplies. I wrote to him and this was his swift response:

ok! i'll pick you up in 15 minutes. we'll stop at house of spirits.
i'll buy like $400 in booze. you drive me to utah and i will drink
the whole way.
i should be in perfect shape for "rehab" by the time we arrive.
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I think doing Spiderman 3 or 4 may have been the catalyst. She is too supreme for that.

I imagined her in rehab like this:

David was hoping more for this, minus the fan:

perhaps the attraction for David is that she looks an awful lot like family, sister even.

Comments

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dude. no. this was a good post until the end. no.
let's just make it abundantly clear that those retarded clothes were clothes that you sold at your shop and that i was doing you a favor by "modeling" them.
oh man.
dunst looks good tho

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also. i do not mind the fan.